The Ashleys

Since I have been in the University it has been harder and harder to deal with these people. The time has only been ticking for three weeks. I have only been here three weeks and I am pretty sure I am going to burst. There cannot just not be a post about my life in college. Forreals style.

We are predicting that there will be this one day where one of us just starts yelling and blaming everything on one of the Ashleys.

Don't get me wrong I love certain people in my hall but we live in a secluded hallway so it's only the ten of us. It is hard to learn to love ten people that you see every single moment of our lives.

Okay I will call them the Ashley's not that they are pretty or popular just the fact that there are three and I miss Recess.

Let me give you a quick introduction to them. I just remembered that there are four Ashleys but whatever I like it.

Ashley B., ohh Ashley B. She is the type of girl who does not have much of a normal social interaction background. She does not really know what to say and does not know when to say it. It can come out as stand off ish and even rude. When something so insignificant such as forgetting a note could be made into a big ordeal. Even though it is nothing to worry about. She is not the most comforting nor the best conversation starter. Ashley B. is also a gamer kid so there is not much there. She has already made it seen that she probably does not like me either.

Ashley T. She is the oddest one, literally. I do not even know what to say about this girl. She gives off some fear but weirdness at the same time. Ashley T. was weird from the beginning since she never introduced herself. As the weeks have been going on she has tried to fit in. She has this obsession and over excessive thing with cussing. I think she started because we cuss a lot but in subtley. It would be out of the blue and she would yell it out. It is so awkward. Not only that when she does something she has no care for anyone else at all. She stomps and slams the door and will even tell us who cares about the people downstairs. She will do the oddest things. I cannot even explain it. Ashley T. is a girl who likes anime and loves her little bear to death. We do not know if she has a hearing problem but she does not like to respond to us which makes her come off as rude. The thing that is super nasty to me is that she does not wear slippers to the shared bathroom. Yumm naked feet on the bathroom floor. Oh yeah she likes to laugh like a maniac like loudly to kitty porn. Not kiddy, kitty.

Ashley Q. The worst of all the Ashleys. The most judging and hypocritical person here. She will say that PDA is the most disgusting thing that makes her throw up. She will literally say it out loud. No one wants to hear that. Yet every boy she just meets she touches them like crazy. Leaning on their shoulders, touching their leg, and even holding onto them. Not only that she brings them to our dorm and she barely knows them. The thing is she thinks she's the holiest person here too. I don't understand. She is all about the herbs and ointments not the meds and says "I can never do that to my own body.". It does not matter what you do she will probably think you are worst person for listening to rap music, talking about sex, or even wanting to join a sorority. You would think it is not her place to judge you, to your face, with what you do because it is your decision. No, that is not what goes through in her mind she will say whatever pops up in her mind. She is a skinny girl but she eats a shit load and it is not just her food it's everyone else's. She is very inconsiderate since I am sitting in the lounge where there's piles of her stuff everywhere. Only her stuff too. Ashley Q. is probably the worst and the most person I am done with. She needs too much attention that I do not want to give to her.

Thank you for letting me go through this phase of ranting about the Ashleys!

-With Love
Laura